Forty and Holding

Here I am, self-loathing as I enjoy a double-meat Whataburger, fries, onion rings and a monstrous diet coke (I use the diet coke in a vain attempt to assuage my guilt) For you Yankees and westerners, a Whataburger is a monstrosity that is nearly twice the diameter of a Big Mac, twice the calories and cholesterol, but satisfying to my hunger. I was just beginning to see hints of a separation in my abs I haven’t viewed since I was in my mid-20’s but personal gratification suited me better today than my goals. C’est la vie.

Blogs, what are their use? Here at EF, they serve a purpose of accountability to one’s goals. This post is a placeholder for a future fitness and news blog of RedGuru the Cynical, Earl of Belligerence to all who use emotion to overpower reason.